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Love sms,Friendship sms,Sad sms,Riddle sms,Good Morning,Good Night sms,shayari,Happy birthday sms and many more sms Collection
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Funny Shayari
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Likho to paigam kuch aisa likho,
ki qalam bhi rone per majboor ho jaye,
har lafz me wo dard bhar do...
k padne wala disprin kha k so jaye.
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Pani dekh kar pyas to lagti hogi,
Koi shadi dekh kar aas to lagti hogi,
Hum jante hai apke Dil ki baat,
Har khubsurat ladki ki maa apko apni "Saas" lagti hogi.
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Phalon k raja ko aam kehte h,
Dopher k baad ko sham kehte h,
Raksha kare use ram kehte h,
Jo sMs ka jawab na de use zandu baam kehte h.
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Kanjusi k sare record tod dete ho..
Bhikhari ka bhi rukh mod dete ho..
Mahaan hai aapki kanjusi..
Jo toilet ke lote me bhi pani chhod dete ho..
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Pataane se na pate, aisi koi Ladki nahi,
Pataane se na pate, aisi koi Ladki nhi.
agar phir bhi na pate, to dunia me Ladkio ki koi kami nhi.
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Zindgi bhar tumhara saath hum denge,
Dosti ki har saugaat hum denge,
Girne lagoge to haath hum denge.
aur na gire to ek laat bhi hum denge.
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Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho,
nazro se dur rehkar bhi khas lagte ho,
har baar dusro ka diya SMS bhejte ho...
aur khud ko "Tulsidas" samajhte ho.
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Arz kiya h...
tujhe kya pata gum kise kahte h?
are tujhe kya pata gum kise kahte h?
tune to hamesh cellotape ko hi use kiya h.
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khuda Bachaye, Mughrur Biwi Se, purane Tv Se
dubai K Shekh Se, nai Ki Shave Se, aurat Ki Bewafai Se,
purani Mithai Se, Haram Ki Kamai Se Aur...
aap Ki Judai Se
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ye Dosti badi zalim hai Dosto, par hum nibha rahe hai,
karte h yaad unko bhukhe pet,par wo akele hi khana kha rahe h.
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Phool Girte hai jab aap aate ho,
Phool Girte hai jab aap aate ho,
Aji zara dhyan se chala karo....
kyo mere gamlo se takrate ho.
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